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Another of Tom's gems.
Tom's May Publicity
07/05/2021
Our website, www.fordingbridgecameraclub.org.uk is a mixture of talks by visiting top photographers and you have the opportunity to show your work on top quality equipment and have it commented on by experienced photographic judges.
Until times become normal, we are currently operating on Zoom. Until then I shall have to amuse myself by finding jokes (?) to fill the space. My doctor said, “I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you. I think it’s due to drinking.” So, of course, I replied “In that case, I’ll come back when you are sober.” When I returned and asked what he though was wrong with me he said, “Well, I think it could be pneumo-bacterisilliomicrosccopioniasas, but it’s hard to say.” The doctor advised me that the best time to take a bath is just before retiring. I suppose that means I don’t need to take another bath till I’m 65. On that note I had better leave you!
Until times become normal, we are currently operating on Zoom. Until then I shall have to amuse myself by finding jokes (?) to fill the space. My doctor said, “I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you. I think it’s due to drinking.” So, of course, I replied “In that case, I’ll come back when you are sober.” When I returned and asked what he though was wrong with me he said, “Well, I think it could be pneumo-bacterisilliomicrosccopioniasas, but it’s hard to say.” The doctor advised me that the best time to take a bath is just before retiring. I suppose that means I don’t need to take another bath till I’m 65. On that note I had better leave you!