My wife has always wanted to see the world so I am thinking of buying her an atlas. What really worries me however is that if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Our website, www.fordingbridgecameraclub.org.uk is a mixture of talks by visiting top photographers coupled with opportunities to show your work on top quality equipment and have it commented on by experienced photographic judges.

Until times become normal, we are currently operating on Zoom. However, to amuse us all, a TV company has been reviewing old jokes that amuse and confuse in equal proportions and I was pleased to see that they included some of my favourites: Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana. Another is – A jar of Omega 3 vitamins fell on my head when I opened the cupboard. I suffered super fish oil injuries.

Before travelling, and worrying,
I always check my passport; if I looked as bad as my photograph I would know I was certainly not well enough to travel.

And on a final note, did you hear about the man who drowned in a vat of varnish? A terrible end, but a lovely finish.